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vodka of the month: april
42 Below. From New Zealand. The fact that I’ve taken a week off writing this blog and come back with HEY! VODKA! should tell you something about its quality. It’s clean, it’s stiff, and it’s slightly more alcoholic than your garden variety (82 proof, not 80). Because, you know, vodka needs to be more alcoholic.
The gold standard, though, remains Belvedere. It just tastes so damn good.
But! If you don’t know where New Zealand is, go buy a bottle of this vodka. It has a helpful map on the back. So much more fun than Googling that shit.
Love,
Mais C’est Génial!
The Frenemy.: No Signs
When I like somebody in the way that makes my loins vibrate and my stomach grumble, I like to think they like me back. If I make out with them more than twice, I usually need to think this, or else it’s just another ‘guess I have to camp out under their car until I slice at their Achilles…
2 years ago - 
180
180 no worries
I’m just going crazy, is all.
one of my all-time favorite photos. accident at gare montparnasse, paris.
2 years ago - 6
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The Frenemy.: Dating Books: A List
I hate dating advice books. I read “He’s Just Not That Into You” when I was 16 and was told everybody was pretty indifferent about me.That’s all I learned-that people didn’t like me too much, possibly including my parents and grocer. And then the rest of the advice was find somebody who likes…
potential titles for dating advice books. a little bitter, a lot funny. my faves: the first one, and “Sometimes You Can Be Such a Slut.”
(Source: thefrenemy)
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today’s inspirational message
“Mom, she used to date a boy in a camel suit!”
~ My favorite nine-year-old, on my favorite mascot.
